WORKE FOR
CVTLERS.
OR,
A MERRY DIA-
LOGVE BETWEENE
Sword,
Rapier,
and
Dagger.
Acted in a Shew in the famous
Vniuerjitie of Cambridge.
LONDON
Printed by Thomas Creede, for Richard
Meighen and Thomas lones; and are to
be sold at S. Clements Church without
Temple-barre. 1615.
WORKE FOR
CVTLERS : or, a merry Dialogue
betweene
Swordy \
Rapier, f
and C
<■ Dagger. /
Enter Sword,
Sword.
Ay Rapier, come foorth,
come forth I say, He giue
thee a crowne, though its
be but a crackt one : what
wilt not? art fo hard to
be drawne forth Rapier?
Enter
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Enter Rapier.
10 Rapier. S'foot thou fhalt know that Rapier
dares enter : nay Backe-Sword.
Enter Dagger, he holds Rapiers
hands hehinde him.
Rapier. Whofe this behinde me?
Dagger. Tis Dagger fir; what will you
neuer leaue your quarrelling?
Rapier. Well Sword, Dagger hath defen-
ded you a good many times ; but tis no mat-
ter, another time fhall seme : fhall I get
20 you out Sword alone, that I may haue you
Single-fword.
Sword. Yes if youle be fingle Rapier too.
Dag. Nay Sword, put the Cafe of Rapiers
afide, that there were two of them, I hope
you were able to buckle with them.
Sword. He tell you what, if I goe into the
Field with him, hang Sword vp if I doe not
cut Rapiers poynts, and lafh him when I haue
done : nay, you fhall finde Sword mettle to
30 the very backe : 's foot, my teeth be an edge
at him.
Dag. If you ofFer but to thruft towards
him
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him Rapier, He ftrike you downe.
Sword. Hang him, I defie him bafe Spa-
niard.
Rap. Defie me ? firrha Sword, Rapier fpits
i' thy face : dar'ft meete mee i' the fields, cra-
uenly Capon ?
Sword. Capon ?
Rapier. I Capon, fo I fay fir. 40
Dagg. Why any man may fee that thou
art well caru'd Sword; and yet mee thinks
that Rapier fhould not fpeake of that, for it's
an hundred to one if he be not gilt too.
Sword. Well Rapier, if thou goeft into
the fields with me, He make a Capon of you
before I haue done with you, you fhall nere
come home vncut He warrant you.
Dagger. Nay, you fhall finde Sword a
notable Cutter. 50
Rapier. He a Cutter ? alas he nere went
into the fields yet,' but he was foundly hackt
before he came out.
Sword. Nere talke you of hacking, for
it's a hundred to one if you haue not the
Foyle-Rapier.
Rapier. 'S foot if you be fo Short-Sword,
Rapier nere feares you : come a long.
Dagger. Nay nere goe, for if you doe,
He
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60 He fende one after you, which fhall fcowre
you both. The Cutler can doe it. I haue feene
him handle you both brauely.
Sword. The Cutler^ Alas wee are the beft
Friends hee has, and if it were not for vs,
the Cutler might foone fhut vp his fhoppe.
Dagger. Alas Sword, you need not talke
of his fhutting vp of Shoppe, and if it had
not beene for him, you had broken by this
time Sword, Nay, nere talke : For you know
70 hee can holde your nofe to the Grind-ftone,
when hee lift.
And as for you Rapier, you knowe hee
brought you vp firft, and if you had ftayed
with him ftill, it might haue bene better for
you.
Rapier. Better for mee ? Alas hee knewe
not how to vfe mee.
Dagger. Hee vfde you too well indeede :
for when you were with him he furnifht you
80 with Siler and euery thing, but now you are
worne out of all fafhion. You are euen like
a Lapwing, you are no fooner Hatcht Ra-
pier, but you runne abroade prefently from
him.
Rapier. Yet I fcorne to runne away from
him.
Sword.
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Sword. But it were more wifedome then
to ftand : For the Cutler is a man as well Ar-
med as any man I knowe, and has as good
skill ins weapons. 90
Rapier. Ha Sworde, is the winde in that
Doore ? Faith nowe I fee which waye you
ftand bent Sworde, you had rather fleepe
in a whole skinne, then goe into the Fields
to trye your felfe.
Sword. Syr, Sword has been proou'd be-
fore now, and yet heele prooue himfelfe a-
gaine with you, if you dare follow him.
Dagger. Doe you heare Sworde ? If you
goe, looke for Dagger at your backs prefent- 100
lie ; For I am a luftice of Peace, and am
fworne to keepe and defend the Peace.
Rapier. Syr, wee will fight, and doe you
take it in Dudgeon Dagger if you pleafe : if
you once offer to hinder vs. He fo Pummell
you Dagger, that you were neuer better
Pummeld in your life ; And howfoeuer,
I hope theres Lawe againft you as well as o-
thers, and Rapier can put vp a Cafe againft
you. no
Dagger. Alas I care not if you were both
Plaintifes againft mee, you fhall finde Dag-
ger your Defendant He warrant you:
I, and
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I, and if neede bee, I could put vp an Action
of Batterie againft you.
Sword. What talke you of Law? Sword
fcornes to haue any other Law then MartiaU
law, and that vpon you Rapier.
Dagger. Away Sworde, the Time was in-
120 deed when thou waft a notable Swafh-buck-
ler, but now thou art growne olde Sword.
Rapier. I, you doe well, to excufe his
Cowardife.
Sword. Why Sir, tis well knowne that
Sword has ilourifht in his dayes.
Dagger. Flourifht ? yfaith Syr I, I haue
feene Sword hang with nothing but ScarfFes
ere now.
Rapier. With ScarfFes ? with a Halter, if
130 he had beene well feru'de. For hees a nota-
ble Theefe. Dagger. A Theefe ?
Rapier. I, a Thiefe.
Did you nere heare of Cutting-Dicie, this is
the very fame man.
Dagger. Nay Rapier, nere hit Sword ith
teeth with that : for you know you were both
Indited for treafon before now, and were in
danger to be hangd, and drawn too, and had
efcapt well if you had not bene quarterd.
140 Sword. I hope knows how to keep his quarters.
Dagger. You are a craftie Foxe Sword: It
were
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were well if you knewe howe to keepe your
friendfhip too, for Gentlemen and Friendes
fhould not fall out.
Sword. Rapier a Gentleman ?
Rap. A Gentleman ? and has Armes.
Dag. But mee thinkes Sworde by the very
founding of his Name fhould bee the better
Gentleman, and has the better Armes too :
for if the truth were well known e, Rapier hath 150
but one arme.
Rapier. Sword beare Armes ? Hees a bafe
companion. Alas I haue knowne you beare a
Basket Sword.
Dag. If you looke ith booke of Armorie., He
warrant you, you fhall finde Sworde of more
antiquitie then you Rapier: Hee deriues his
Pedigree from Morglay^ Beuis of South-hamp-
tons fword ; and that from S. George his fword,
that killd the Draggon. 160
Rapier. I, the draggon in Sussex, the other
day : But He warrant you Rapiers of as good
a blood as hee for his hart.
Dag. Byth maffe, I thinke indeed, you are
both we'll fanguind. Your both of one blood,
only thers this difference, that fword coms of
the elder brother, & you Rapier of the yoger.
Rapier. And oftentimes the younger bro-
ther prooues the better Souldier.
Dag.
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170 Dagger. Nay, Dagger will defende you
both for good Souldiers.
Sworde. Rapier a Souldier? When did
you ere knowe Rapier fight a Battell ?
Dagger. Yes Rapier is a Souldier, and a
Man as well Armed at all poyntes as anie
one.
Sword. No, no, its Sworde that's the no-
table Souldier; Why, theres none of all you
Captaines could doe anie thing in Warre
180 without him.
Rapier. I hope Rapier hath not beene at
Fencing-Schoole all this while for nothing.
Dagger. Alas there's none Maifter of De-
fence but Dagger: But yet if you fpeake of
Souldiers, the'rs Bow, Bill, and Gunne, worth
twenty fuch as wee are.
Rapier. Indeed they fay that Bow has bin
an olde Souldier.
Sword, Yet hees not fit for a Souldier,
190 any man may bende him as hee lift.
Rapier, And as for Bow-ftring, I dare vn-
dertake to whip him my felfe.
Sword. Then let mee alone to tickle Bowes
ownes nocke yfaith.
Dagger. But what fay you to BillP hees a
notable fturdy villai'ne.
Sword.
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Sword. Bill, He pay him foundly, if ere
I reach him.
Dagger. Its more then you can doe, Ime
afFraide ; For Bill's a Tall-fellow ons hands, 200
and will quickly be Wood : and then theres
Gunne, fuch another Bouncing-fellow too.
Rapier. Gunne, Alas hees No-body : any
little Boy will make him roare.
I haue made him goe off 'oth Fieldes, a
good many times my felfe.
Dagger. Well, is Gunne No-bodie ? Ime
fure heel giue fome blowes fometimes.
Sword. Its' nere but when Powder ouer-
charges him, then indeed heel be fomewhat 210
hote oth matter.
Rapier. I think that Powder is a vile brag-
ger, he doth nothing but cracke.
Dagger. Faith I knowe not what Souldi-
er hee is, but they fay, Hees an excellent pol-
litician.
Rapier, Hee a PoUitician ?
Dagger. Why, hee has an excellent wit?
Sword. Pifh, Its nothing but a flafh.
Dagger. Ime fure I can remember fince 220
he was a Parlement-man.
Rapier. Hee a Parlement-man : For what
Shyre ?
Dag.
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Dag. Nay ber-lady, it was for the whole
Countrey.
Sword. I wonder they fhould chufe him :
Why he does euery thing on the fudden.
Dag. Oh he plottes fhrevvdly. If they had
not look't too it, Hee had vndermined the
230 whole parlement-houfe.
Sword. I but hees No-body now-»dayes,
Hees blovvne vp long agoe.
Dagger. Well, if eyther you, or any body
elfe fhuld meete with Powder, yet its a hun-
dred to one, if he meete not with his match.
Rapier. Nay, you fhould let him alone
Dagger, and you fhould fee that Swords' as
notable a bragger as Powder. He thinks hee
fhall nere be matcht too : but hee fhall, and
240 ouer-matcht too, by Rapier ; I warrant him.
Come Sworde, after your long Parley, Dare
you goe into the Fieldes ?
Sword. Dare I ? You fhall foone fee that :
Goe, and He follow you.
Dag. Well faide, defperate Dicke, Sword,
You may be afham'd to offer it. You knowe
you are t\vo-Ya.nisA-Sworde, and Rapier has
but one hand (vnleffe I helpe him) to do any
good withall, and yet youde haue him go in-
250 to the Fieldes with you. Come, theres ney-
ther of you fhall goe. Doe not you knowe
that
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that Duells are put downe ?
Youle bee bound to'th Peace euer heere-
after, if you ftrike but one ftroke. Therefore
you had beft let me decide your controuerfie
for you.
Sword. Why, you are a backe-Friend to
vs both Dagger.
Dagger. Nay, you knowe Ime equally al-
lyed to you both, and therefore fhall proue 260
an impartiall ludge : How fay you, will you
be rulde by me ?
Rapier. Nay let him choofe. Rapiers at a
good poynt, whether he will or no.
Dagger. Why are you fo long Sword
before you fpeake ?
Sworde. Are duells put downe ? Then 1
am forc'de to be Friends : Speake then.
Dagger. Then in briefe it fhall bee thus.
Sworde, you fhall beare Chiefe force ith 270
Campe, and be made Generall of the Field,
to beare fway euery where. As for you Ra-
pier , fince Duells are put downe, you fhall
liue quietly and peacablie heere 'ith Court,
and goe euery day in Veluet : You fhall be
Frendes with euerie one, and bee on euery
ones fide, that if occafion ferue, and Sworde
be absent, fo that matters are driuS to a pufh.
Rapier
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Rapier fhall be the onely man to performe a
280 Combate : And I my felfe will backe you
both, as occafion fhall feme.
How fay yee, are yee content ?
Rapier. Wee are.
Dagger. Then goe before to my Houfe,
to the Dagger in Cheape: and there weele
conclude all.
Rapier. A Long-Sword.
Exeunt^ Sworde and Rapier.
Dagger.
290 Our weapons drawne., and yet no hurt yee finde.
Did Dagger then defend vnto your minde?
Hee that defended others not long fence.
At laft hee dares not ftand ins owne defence ;
But this hee hopes, with you it will fuffize.
To craue a pardon for a Schollers Prize.
FINIS